gunsirit TECH joke of the day – Ongkor and the cows
Ongkor bought two cows but encountered problem remembering which was which. His close friend Tomou Langou suggested that he cut the left horn of one cow. Ongkor did this and that worked great for him for a few days. Later the other [...]
Technology joke of the day – Ongkor and the tablet casing
Ongkor was in a supermarket and took a leather tablet case to the checkout counter.
The beautiful cashier asked, “ Sir, do you have a tablet for that?”
“Yes”, replied Ongkor.
“Well, show me your tablet?” asked the cashier.
“I left it [...]
Ongkor escapes from prison
Yanak-anak, Gumpirit and Ongkor all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find Yanak-anak’s tree and ask who is up there, he chirps like a bird, “Chirp…chirp…chirp”. “Oo..burung saja pula”, though the police. Then the police go to [...]
Ongkor bought a new PC
Ongkor has just bought a brand new desktop computer. In the course of a few days he has experimented with the hardware and software aspects of the his new PC. On occasions, he has to contact tech support for help.
Ongkor: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your [...]
Ongkor lost his mother
Ongkor goes to work one morning crying hysterically. His boss, Gumpirit, concerned about his employee, walks over to him and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
Ongkor replies, “Awal pagi tadi, saya dapat panggilan telipon, bahawa sahnya, mama saya meninggal” (“Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother [...]
Ongkor and the condom
Three fathers, Ongkor, Gumpirit, and a Yanak-anak were all talking about their daughters.
Yanak-anak said, “ Saya periksa barang-barang anak perempuan saya kan, saya jumpa rokok, saya tidak pecaya anak sia pandai merokok..”
(“I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can’t believe my daughter [...]
Ongkor and the broken engine
Soon after take-off on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Kota Kinabalu, the pilot announces:
“Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, satu daripada enjin kapal telah rosak, oleh itu kita akan sampai ke Kota Kinabalu 1 jam lewat”
( “I’m sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. consequently, we will arrive [...]
Ongkor and the executioner
Three men are about to be executed. Yanak-anak, Gumpirit and Ongkor. Two guards brings Yanak-anak forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.
He says no, and the executioner shouts, “Sedia . . . tepatkan pada sasaran . . .” (“Ready….Aim….”)
Suddenly Yanak-anak yells, “gempah bumi!!” (“Earthquake!!”) Everyone [...]
Ongkor and the crash
A helicopter suddenly crashed and out of the wreckage crawled Ongkor, badly hurt but still in one piece. Unfortunately though, two other passengers and the pilot died.
The air crash investigator asked Ongkor, “Encik ada apa-apa maklumat, bagaimana helikopter ini jatuh?”
(“Do you have any information on how did the helicopter [...]
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