Ongkor bought a new PC
Ongkor has just bought a brand new desktop computer. In the course of a few days he has experimented with the hardware and software aspects of the his new PC. On occasions, he has to contact tech support for help.
Ongkor: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your [...]
Ongkor lost his mother
Ongkor goes to work one morning crying hysterically. His boss, Gumpirit, concerned about his employee, walks over to him and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
Ongkor replies, “Awal pagi tadi, saya dapat panggilan telipon, bahawa sahnya, mama saya meninggal” (“Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother [...]
Ongkor and the condom
Three fathers, Ongkor, Gumpirit, and a Yanak-anak were all talking about their daughters.
Yanak-anak said, “ Saya periksa barang-barang anak perempuan saya kan, saya jumpa rokok, saya tidak pecaya anak sia pandai merokok..”
(“I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can’t believe my daughter [...]
Ongkor and the broken engine
Soon after take-off on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Kota Kinabalu, the pilot announces:
“Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, satu daripada enjin kapal telah rosak, oleh itu kita akan sampai ke Kota Kinabalu 1 jam lewat”
( “I’m sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. consequently, we will arrive [...]
Ongkor and the executioner
Three men are about to be executed. Yanak-anak, Gumpirit and Ongkor. Two guards brings Yanak-anak forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.
He says no, and the executioner shouts, “Sedia . . . tepatkan pada sasaran . . .” (“Ready….Aim….”)
Suddenly Yanak-anak yells, “gempah bumi!!” (“Earthquake!!”) Everyone [...]
Ongkor and the crash
A helicopter suddenly crashed and out of the wreckage crawled Ongkor, badly hurt but still in one piece. Unfortunately though, two other passengers and the pilot died.
The air crash investigator asked Ongkor, “Encik ada apa-apa maklumat, bagaimana helikopter ini jatuh?”
(“Do you have any information on how did the helicopter [...]
Ongkor in the supermarket
Two guys, an elderly man aged 80, named Ongkor and one young man, both were pushing their shopping carts in Miu-Kiu Department Store when suddenly they collided.
The old man Ongkor said to the young guy, “Maaf, saya sedang mencari saya punya bini bah, saya tidak ternampak kau pula”
[...]
Ongkor in the library
Ongkor stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “Saya ada satu ADUAN!”
( “I have a complaint!”)
“Ya, Encik, ada apa yang saya boleh bantu?”
(“Yes, Sir, Can I help you?”)
“Saya pinjam buku cerita minggu lalu dari sini, tapi tidak SIUK dia punya cerita!”
(“I borrowed [...]
Ongkor and the thermos
One day Ongkor walked into a store.
Curious about a shiny object, he asked,
“Apa itu? Kilat-kilat?”
(“What is that?”)
The sales girl responded, “Itu thermos bah.”
(“It’s a thermos.”)
Ongkor then asked, “Apa dia punya guna itu?”
(“What does it do?”)
The sales girl said “Dia buli simpan benda panas [...]
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