Let say that fate has arranged your life in such a way that you are bound to have extramarital affairs in your relationship. The question is, how far would you want it to go? Is one lover enough? Read the story completely and give me your comments later.This is indeed an eye opener, hehehe…
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to
tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and
I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible
deaths.
So what’s your story?”
So the first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife
has been cheating on me, so today I came home early and try to catch
her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell
something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where
this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the
balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,
25 floors above ground!
By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking
him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I
went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering
on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let
go and fell — but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes,
stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the
kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it
landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger
got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”
“That sounds like a pretty bad day to me,” said Peter, and let the
man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about
heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
“It’s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor
of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on
my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something,
because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the
railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t
hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the
balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating
on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into
the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands.
Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes
below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to
be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me
instantly, and now I’m here.”
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty
horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole
process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked
for his story.
“Picture this,” says the third man, “I’m hiding naked inside a
refrigerator…”
Gunsirit
Dec 11 2010
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19 Responses to Extramarital Affairs
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hahaha..the right man is inside the fridge…kuat juga the husband angkat tu fridge..hahaha
@stella: kalau marah memang trus naik kekuatan haha
Hahaha…nda mau exercise di balcony suda nie, nanti mati kena 'pukul'…hahaha
So the right man died because talampau sejuk dalam frige..ekekeke!
Aiyaa… Salah org owh dia… hahaha… situasi ni selalu terjadi. Dengan tanpa usul periksa trus mo bertindak akhirnya memakan diri… kekekekekeke…
@wyne: itu fridge kana buang lagi bah..
@Lenn: Kalau talampau maradang..memang kita tidak fikir2 lagi…heeee
In the end, yang the first man yang bersalah sebab buat hukuman tidak usul periksa…hahaha
Means, cemburu buta itu bahaya. But yang dalam esbok tu juga lah sandi…hehehe
But even you caught your couple red handed, jangan lah sampai membunuh kan…cukup lah kalau diselesaikan cara baik, kalau hati sudah tiada let go saja. Tiada guna memaksa…
@sumandak;: sya sukung ko, tidak guna membunuh, kana penjara lagi atau kana hukum bunuh…cari yg lain, ramai lagi di luar sana..hehe
just want to tell you this,, i enjoy reading this,, comment? mmmmmmm, biarlah
@eugene: hmm..biarlah bah komen kan..heeee..
bercerai gigi sy ketawa bh..hahahahah
@eng…jangan bercerai gigi nanti rangab…heeeeee
hahahahahaXD now i know!
Too angry makes you can't think clearly…
How's about the cheating wife; after she was left by her husband and her lover?
@Glay: cerita2 saja baitu..hehe
@Lina: It's just a story..not real..eheh
my god where did you get such laughter spreading writing ,i really enjoyed it and thank you for sharing wonderful blog .
thanks again for kind visit and words ,i am honored .
god bless
Ooo..ada orang pulak dalam peti sejuk tu…lama sudah ngkali dia betapuk sana, sekali kena hempas lagi pigi bawah, haha…….
@baili: Thanks..it is a story that I got from an email.
@Myfrin: Kesian kan, sudah la beku kana buang lagi pi bawah..ehhe
boss buli pinjam ka isbuk kau,rusak bah isbuk dirumah
@donny: buli bah kalau kau..pinjam saka..