My Three Wishes
I suppose to be in church this morning but I opted not to. Well, I woke up very late in fact. I could have blamed the nasty weather – cold and awfully wet but other people were in church even at these worse conditions. Procrastination? But is attending a church service can be postponed? Perhaps, and next week I’ll be in the service – first thing in the morning, earlier than the first congregation, and God is always in my heart, don’t laugh, I really mean it.
So, what I did after getting up from my stinking bed, is brewing up a cup of hot coffee, taking a capsule of vitamin C, smoking a B&H cigarette, attending to my pet fighting chickens, cursing the bad weather. (Did you realized the Asyndeton effect? LOL!) I fed my chickens, meticulously bathed each with cold water and struggled to keep them firmly in my hands, as they hate to be wet especially in this season.
My story today will be one of a Fairy Tale kind of thing, not the Cinderella type of story. I hated that! But this is more on the three wishes granted to a person, a kind Alladin and the Genie sort of story. Let say that one day, I suddenly meet a genie, well that genie could be of any forms – be it a chicken, a tapir, a baboon, or anything for that matter, the thing is, that it granted me three wishes. What would you want to wish first, and second, and third?
To me at least, the first thing that I wanted to wish for is – having a pair of long and sexy legs, so that I won’t be called Mister Shorty-Shorty anymore. Hmmm….let us imagine how would I look like with a pair of long legs!
My second wish is to be hairy, I am a bit hairy now, but I wanted to be hairier.
My third wish is to have beautiful, attractive, appealing sets of white teeth. At present, I do have beautiful set of teeth but they are yellow in colour, an indication of a long and winding journey into the smoking world.
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