Ongkor bought a new PC
Ongkor has just bought a brand new desktop computer. In the course of a few days he has experimented with the hardware and software aspects of the his new PC. On occasions, he has to contact tech support for help.
Ongkor: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your [...]
Ongkor lost his mother
Ongkor goes to work one morning crying hysterically. His boss, Gumpirit, concerned about his employee, walks over to him and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
Ongkor replies, “Awal pagi tadi, saya dapat panggilan telipon, bahawa sahnya, mama saya meninggal” (“Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother [...]
Ongkor and the condom
Three fathers, Ongkor, Gumpirit, and a Yanak-anak were all talking about their daughters.
Yanak-anak said, “ Saya periksa barang-barang anak perempuan saya kan, saya jumpa rokok, saya tidak pecaya anak sia pandai merokok..”
(“I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can’t believe my daughter [...]
Ongkor and the broken engine
Soon after take-off on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Kota Kinabalu, the pilot announces:
“Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, satu daripada enjin kapal telah rosak, oleh itu kita akan sampai ke Kota Kinabalu 1 jam lewat”
( “I’m sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. consequently, we will arrive [...]
Ongkor and the crash
A helicopter suddenly crashed and out of the wreckage crawled Ongkor, badly hurt but still in one piece. Unfortunately though, two other passengers and the pilot died.
The air crash investigator asked Ongkor, “Encik ada apa-apa maklumat, bagaimana helikopter ini jatuh?”
(“Do you have any information on how did the helicopter [...]
Ongkor in the library
Ongkor stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “Saya ada satu ADUAN!”
( “I have a complaint!”)
“Ya, Encik, ada apa yang saya boleh bantu?”
(“Yes, Sir, Can I help you?”)
“Saya pinjam buku cerita minggu lalu dari sini, tapi tidak SIUK dia punya cerita!”
(“I borrowed [...]
Ongkor bought a new car
Ongkor bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from his hometown to meet his friend, Gumpirit in another town.
He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect his return in the [...]
Ongkor went to see his doctor
Ongkor with two red ears went to his doctor, Dr. Gumpirit. The doctor asked him, “Kanapa kau ni Ongkor, mirah-mirah telinga?” (“What happened?”)
Ongkor answered, “Sia sedang seterika baju ba, tiba-tiba ada call, tapi saya tersalah angkat, saya taru itu seterika di telinga saya pula.”
(“I was ironing a [...]
Ongkor in the public toilets
Ongkor went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle.
“Apa khabar ko?”
(“Hey, hows it going?”)
Not wanting to be rude, [...]
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