Ongkor lost his mother
Ongkor goes to work one morning crying hysterically. His boss, Gumpirit, concerned about his employee, walks over to him and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
Ongkor replies, “Awal pagi tadi, saya dapat panggilan telipon, bahawa sahnya, mama saya meninggal” (“Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother [...]
Ongkor and the thermos
One day Ongkor walked into a store.
Curious about a shiny object, he asked,
“Apa itu? Kilat-kilat?”
(“What is that?”)
The sales girl responded, “Itu thermos bah.”
(“It’s a thermos.”)
Ongkor then asked, “Apa dia punya guna itu?”
(“What does it do?”)
The sales girl said “Dia buli simpan benda panas [...]
Here are some jokes that I have collected over the years. Some were sent to me through email and some through text messages. Read and enjoy.
Subject: Letter to Bill Gates from Mr Banta Singh
To: Bill Gates
Date: Sunday, [...]
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