Ongkor and the sexy lady
Ongkor was in a supermarket one day and spotted a very sexy young female walked in front of him wearing a very tight white t-shirt with the word “GUESS” boldly emblazoned across the front.
Ongkor Confronted her and said, “I think, it is “36C ?”
May [...]
Ongkor bought a new car
Ongkor bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from his hometown to meet his friend, Gumpirit in another town.
He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect his return in the [...]
Ongkor and the time
Ongkor asked someone what time it was, and they told him that it was 3:45.
Ongkor, with a puzzled look on his face replied,
“Kamu tau kah, bingung sya ooo, satu hari saya tanya soalan ini tapi saya dapat jawapan yang belain-lain..”
(“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been [...]
The overweight Ongkor
Ongkor who is now overweight consulted his doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that he runs 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help him lose as much as twenty kilos.
Ongkor follows the doctor`s advice and after thirty days, he was pleased to find that he`d indeed [...]
Aganov who is Russian, John an American, and Ongkor a Dusun were talking one day in a pub. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
Ongkor said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
Aganov and John looked at [...]
One day, Ongkor goes into a department store. He gets an item and walks up to the cashier. He says,”I’d like to buy this TV”.
He says,”Sorry, we don’t sell to stupid people”.
The next day, He puts on a suit from a second hand shop, wears a tie and back in the store in [...]
Sinombiaka the homely girl
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Sinombiaka. She was a homely girl and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Goki asked Sinombiaka to climb on a tree. So Sinombiaka did.
When Sinombiaka got [...]
Sorry guys, I have been very busy lately and won’t be able to visit your gorgeous blogs but I will there shortly after I got it all sorted out. I am going to leave you with a very short story. I hope you like it.
Gutuk goes to the doctor and [...]
This will be a quick update. Straight to the point, last Saturday I went on another trip to my small plot of land and planted some rubber seedlings, to be exact about twelve of them. This is my second visit, the first one is being this.
I arrived rather early at 8:00 a.m. [...]
One of the most amusing memories I have of my childhood is some appalling experience I had with the Soursop fruit. Ironically, the sweetest of the fruit is always infested with red ants. Therefore, if you are hungry and wouldn’t mind the furies of red ants, then perhaps you just might be lucky enough to [...]
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