Ongkor in the supermarket
Two guys, an elderly man aged 80, named Ongkor and one young man, both were pushing their shopping carts in Miu-Kiu Department Store when suddenly they collided.
The old man Ongkor said to the young guy, “Maaf, saya sedang mencari saya punya bini bah, saya tidak ternampak kau pula”
Ongkor and the thermos
One day Ongkor walked into a store.
Curious about a shiny object, he asked,
“Apa itu? Kilat-kilat?”
(“What is that?”)
The sales girl responded, “Itu thermos bah.”
(“It’s a thermos.”)
Ongkor then asked, “Apa dia punya guna itu?”
(“What does it do?”)
The sales girl said “Dia buli simpan benda panas [...]
Ongkor bought a new car
Ongkor bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from his hometown to meet his friend, Gumpirit in another town.
He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect his return in the [...]
Ongkor in the desert
Ongkor, Yanak-anak and Gumpirit were walking in a desert far away from home.
” I brought a hand fan to keep myself cool while on the desert”, said Yanak-anak.
“I brought a bottle of water to keep myself cool”, said Gumpirit.
“I brought a car door so that I can stick [...]
Ongkor the salesman
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed Ongkor carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said Ongkor. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I [...]
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