Ongkor in the supermarket
Two guys, an elderly man aged 80, named Ongkor and one young man, both were pushing their shopping carts in Miu-Kiu Department Store when suddenly they collided.
The old man Ongkor said to the young guy, “Maaf, saya sedang mencari saya punya bini bah, saya tidak ternampak kau pula”
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Ongkor and the thermos
One day Ongkor walked into a store.
Curious about a shiny object, he asked,
“Apa itu? Kilat-kilat?”
(“What is that?”)
The sales girl responded, “Itu thermos bah.”
(“It’s a thermos.”)
Ongkor then asked, “Apa dia punya guna itu?”
(“What does it do?”)
The sales girl said “Dia buli simpan benda panas [...]
Ongkor bought a new car
Ongkor bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from his hometown to meet his friend, Gumpirit in another town.
He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect his return in the [...]
Ongkor in the desert
Ongkor, Yanak-anak and Gumpirit were walking in a desert far away from home.
” I brought a hand fan to keep myself cool while on the desert”, said Yanak-anak.
“I brought a bottle of water to keep myself cool”, said Gumpirit.
“I brought a car door so that I can stick [...]
Ongkor the salesman
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed Ongkor carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said Ongkor. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I [...]
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