Ongkor lost his mother
Ongkor goes to work one morning crying hysterically. His boss, Gumpirit, concerned about his employee, walks over to him and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
Ongkor replies, “Awal pagi tadi, saya dapat panggilan telipon, bahawa sahnya, mama saya meninggal” (“Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother [...]
Sinombiaka the homely girl
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Sinombiaka. She was a homely girl and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Goki asked Sinombiaka to climb on a tree. So Sinombiaka did.
When Sinombiaka got [...]
Sorry guys, I have been very busy lately and won’t be able to visit your gorgeous blogs but I will there shortly after I got it all sorted out. I am going to leave you with a very short story. I hope you like it.
Gutuk goes to the doctor and [...]
An old man and his cow
There was an old man named Kumpit, and all he had was a female cow. One day he wins the lottery and gets RM100,000. He doesn’t know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the [...]
Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate [...]
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.
Warning! This is an extremely x-rated blog post, so it is off limit to minors. I have run out of my own ideas (Actually I’m going back to my hometown today, but will be back on Sunday, as I am working again on Monday) so I had three entries to be posted on schedule (thanks [...]
When I was a kid, I always wanted to have a buffalo of my own. Almost every kid in my village has one – a source of my envy. How I remembered that I would cry each time my dad asked me to pull his old, lazy, ugly buffalo to the field. I wanted [...]
I am not in a mood in writing a long composition. Frankly, this will a very short post, and again it will be a poem-style, free verse. Please recite, whenever possible. Hehe.. A Bus Ride By Gunsirit
It was at one hour in the journey But i couldn’t hold it anymore I need [...]
My Saturday Post
Aiyaaa malas betul saya ooo, mati-mati saya menaip sampai 7 jam, my Saturday Post tiba-tiba terdelete pula.
I am not going to retype it again, talampau panjang bah dan lupa sudah apa content dia.
So, for compensation I am going to show you a [...]
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