Ongkor and the condom
Three fathers, Ongkor, Gumpirit, and a Yanak-anak were all talking about their daughters.
Yanak-anak said, “ Saya periksa barang-barang anak perempuan saya kan, saya jumpa rokok, saya tidak pecaya anak sia pandai merokok..”
(“I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can’t believe my daughter smokes.” )
Gumpirit said, “Saya periksa barang-barang anak perempuan saya kan, saya jumpa satu botol montoku, saya tidak pecaya anak sia minum arak..”
“I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can’t believe my daughter drinks.”
Ongkor said , “Saya periksa barang-barang anak perempuan saya kan, saya jumpa kondom, saya tidak pecaya anak saya ada lolok…”
(“I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can’t believe my daughter has a penis!”)
"I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"
© Gunsirit | June 06 2011
Ongkor and the condom
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gun cerita benar ni semua kan..budak2 perempuan skg ni ganaz2 kan.
Cerita dongeng saja ni Beaty..
cerita dongeng pun ada juga betulnya tu guns..
Hahahahaha.. si ongkor ni selalu berfikir “outside the box” ba kali ni kan guns..
P/s:- Pagi2 baca jokes mcm ni terus hilang tu moody punya aura!
Si Ongkor punya pemikiran lain dari yg lain bah..ehhe
So innocent bah si Ongkor.. Maka anak perempuan dia bukan main ‘advanced’ lagi pigi simpan condom aa. Hehe!
ehehhe..advance yg mcm mana tu ah..
Adui bah…kesiannya..naive juga hahaha..
hahaha..too naive..
Haha. Dalam byk2 perkara berkaitan..itu penis pula dia kasi kait hahahaa!
sebab itu yg pertama dia ingat kali..ehhe
nasip bek si Ongkor ndak ambil tu condom pastu tiup mcm belon, kin perhiasan birthday
lain dari yg lain bah si Ongkor..
OMG….spectacular girl..!:-P
Indeed eng…ehhe
Wakakaaka… lawak-lawak! Ada bini pula si Ongkor ni haaha.
Si Ongkor kadang2 bujang, kadang2 ada bini..hehe
Hihi…. Pigi sana pulak sangkaan si ongkor….:D
wakakakakakakkaak… ini kali la!!! kalah Mr. Bean ooo!! Adehhhh!!!
Ongkor, Ongkor…he’s too naive or too stxxxx
Wa! Osonong-sonong kopio……..