Ongkor and the crash
Ongkor and the crash
A helicopter suddenly crashed and out of the wreckage crawled Ongkor, badly hurt but still in one piece. Unfortunately though, two other passengers and the pilot died.
The air crash investigator asked Ongkor, “Encik ada apa-apa maklumat, bagaimana helikopter ini jatuh?”
(“Do you have any information on how did the helicopter crash?”)
Ongkor thought for a few minutes and responded, “Emmm…anu bah, talampau sejuk sudah di dalam dia, saya bagagar-gagar sudah, jadi saya kasi mati itu kipas basar di atap”
(“The things that I remember, It was becoming too cold in the cabin, so I switched off the ceiling fan!”
© Gunsirit | May 27, 2011
Ongkor and the crash
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Paling ngam tu ongkor!
Paling ngam butul2 kan Just…hehe
hahaha….thumbs up :b
thumbs to to Ongkor…hehe
terlebih pintar bah si ongkor ne wakakakka
hehehe dia pintar buduh baitu..
Hahaha, macamana juga si ongkor kasi mati tu “kipas besar” guns?
Tunung: dia naik atas..trus dia kasi patah…ahaha
Haha…. Staringnya si ongkor. Satu2nya saksi yang sempat mengaku…….:D
Si Ongkor nda la pernah pandai pakai selipar oo kan ;D