Ongkor in the supermarket

Ongkor in the supermarket

Two guys, an elderly man aged 80, named Ongkor and one young man, both were pushing their shopping carts in Miu-Kiu Department Store when suddenly they collided.

The old man Ongkor said to the young guy, “Maaf, saya sedang mencari saya punya bini bah, saya tidak ternampak kau pula”

(“Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”)

The young guy said, “OK bah uncle, saya pun sedang cari bini saya, entah di mana dia pigi, mau susah hati sudah saya ni”

(“That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”)

Ongkor siad, “Mungkin kita buli tulung-menulung ni, kita sama-sama cari bini kita. Macam mana rupa bini kau?”

(“Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”)

The young guy said, “Emm, bini sia umur 24 tahun, tinggi, sexy, rambut dia panjang dan lurus, kaki dia pun panjang, basar nenen, dia pakai seluar pindik warna putih, dia cuma pakai strap top dan tidak pakai bra, uncle punya bini rupa dia macam mana?”

(“Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with long black hair, big brown eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a strap top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”)

The old timer Ongkor said… “Aaah..tidak apa la pasal bini saya, kita cari bini kau saja”

(“Doesn’t matter about mine — let’s both look for yours“.)

© Gunsirit | May 25, 2011

 Ongkor in the supermarket