Ongkor bought a new PC

Ongkor bought a new PC

Ongkor has just bought a brand new desktop computer. In the course of a few days he has experimented with the hardware and software aspects of the his new PC. On occasions, he has to contact tech support for help.

Ongkor: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong?

Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Ongkor: Yeah….

Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?

Ongkor: Computer? Oh no, I haven’t got a computer. It’s in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen…..

Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
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Ongkor: “Itu mouse yang saya bili di kadai kamu tidak ngam, dia punya lubang tidak ngam”

Tech Support: “Ko tinguk sana siring-siring ada lubang USB tu, mimang buli masuk tu”

Ongkor: “Saya sudah cuba, kasi tabalik, kasi guling-guling pun tida buli”

Tech support: “Apa komputer kamu pakai?”

Ongkor: “Emm…komputer warna putih!”

Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
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Ongkor: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Tech supports: Of course la it will dissapear!!!!

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Tech support: “Tuan, boleh saya bantu?” (How may I help you?)
Ongkor: “Err…begini bah, saya sedang menaip emel pertama ni….” (I’m writing my first e-mail)

Tech support: “OK, apa masalah dia?” (OK, and what seems to be the problem?)
Ongkor: “Emm, saya sudah taip “a” dalam alamat emel dia, tapi macamana mau simpan itu bulatan?” (Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?)

Tach support: Ngai tiaw ko Ongkor!! (Damn you Ongkor!)

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Ongkor: “Tuan posmen, ada surat saya ka?” (Sir, can you check if I have mail?)

Postman: “Tiada surat ko Ongkor” (Sorry, but there is none)

A few hours later, Ongkor comes back to the post office.

Ongkor: “Tuan posmen, ada surat saya ka?” (Sir, can you check if I have mail?)

Postman: “Tiada Ongkor, saya sudah tinguk tadi, satu kali saja ada surat sampai dalam satu hari” (Sorry Ongkor, but there is none..mail only comes once a day)

A few hours passed…

Ongkor: “Tuan posmen, cuba cek kalau ada surat saya ka?” (Can you recheck if I have mail?”)

Postman: “Ongkor!! Sudah saya bilang tiada…kanapa ko balik-balik datang sini tanya?” (I told earlier, there is no mail for you, why do you keep on going here?”)

Ongkor: Sebab kan, itu komputer saya bilang..”YOU GOT MAIL” (My computer keeps telling me that I’ve got mail”.)

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Tech Support: Hello, How can I help you?

Ongkor: Yes, my computer seems to ….

Tech Support: ……. (hung up)

Ongkor: HELLO? HELLO?

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 Ongkor bought a new PC