Ongkor the salesman
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed Ongkor carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said Ongkor. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!”
As she closed the door, Ongkor quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of cow dung (cow shit) onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this cow dung from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the remainder”, said Ongkor confidently.
The old lady stepped back and said, “Well I hope you’ve got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
“Well I hope you’ve got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
Gunsirit
May 12, 2011
Ongkor the salesman
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First! wakakaaka…
Anyway, lawa la Ongkor, hebat juga idea ko tu… sayang juga kan vacuum cleaner nda guna bateri wahahaa.
Hhehehe..kesian bah si Ongkor..
Hahahahaha…mulau bah si ongkor..tinggi jg tahap skill mem-promote dia tu. Apapun, sia bersimpati lah
Saya kadang2 pandai mau jadi mcm si Ongkor..ehhe
Terpaksa la si Ongkor mkn tu tai lembu..hahaha…
hehehe…sadap baitu taih sapi..
LOL!!! His confident actually landed him on a feast of cow dung.. hehehe
adidi…teruk juga 2…waka waka eh eh ~~~
nah! terkena c ongkor.. haha…